joke of the week from TBS...

One afternoon, Beth prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving that night. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about the sauce being spoiled, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her concern. They advised Beth to boil the sauce again. That night, the phone rang during dinner, and one of the guests volunteered to answer it. Beth's face dropped as the guest called out. 

"It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."