Subject: Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no
answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card
and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis
3:10.'Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no
answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card
and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis
3:10.'Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked.
'Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?They still are!
Pass it on 'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)
"WORRY looks around, SORRY looks back, FAITH looks UP!!"
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