Joke of the Week from TBS...

A man was riding in a cab, and tapped on the driver's shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screamed at the top of his lungs, lost control of the wheel and swerved just before slamming into a bus.

For a moment, the cab was silent, until the driver finally said, "Please don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

"I'm so sorry," said the passenger. "I had no idea a tap on the shoulder could scare someone so much."

the punchline is...

"Today is my first day driving a cab," the driver explained. "I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

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Forklift accident....

I've safely operated various types of forklifts over the years and I'm glad I never had an accident like this one. It's still funny, but such a waste of vodka and congnac...

Joke of the Week from TBS...

A woman got onto a bus holding a baby, and the bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

The woman was furious and slammed down into a seat.

"What's wrong?" asked the man next to her.

"That bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

"That's just wrong," said the man.

"You're right," said the woman. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"Good idea," the man replied.

the punchline is...

"Here, let me hold your monkey for you."