A police officer pulled a car over, and the driver asked, "What's the problem, officer?" The officer replied, "You ran a red light." The driver's wife leaned forward and said, "I told him to stop at that light! But he didn't listen."
"Shut up!" the man screamed.
The officer continued, "You were also speeding." The wife sighed, "I told him to slow down. Did he listen? No." And again, the man yelled, "Come on, stupid! Shut up!"
The officer asked the woman, "Does he always talk to you like that?"
"Only when he's drunk," she replied.