A widow insisted that her husband be buried in a blue suit, despite the fact that he was delivered to the mortuary wearing black.
While the mortician argued with the lady, his assistant took the man into the back room and was back there a while. When he returned, the corpse was somehow wearing a lovely blue suit, perfectly tailored.
The widow was amazed, and asked if she could pay the assistant. "There's no cost, ma'am," he said. "We had another body back there wearing a blue suit, and the wife of that man said she didn't care what color her husband was buried in, as long as he looked nice."
"So, I just switched the heads."