A woman got onto a bus holding a baby, and the bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
The woman was furious and slammed down into a seat.
"What's wrong?" asked the man next to her.
"That bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
"That's just wrong," said the man.
"You're right," said the woman. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"Good idea," the man replied.