After a couple days of having trouble hearing out of one ear, an elderly woman finally went to the doctor to investigate the problem.
The doctor took his penlight, looked in her ear, then took his tweezers, reached in, and pulled something out.
After examining the object for a second, he laughed.
"Well, ma'am, it seems you've inserted a suppository into your ear!"
The old woman thought for a moment.
"Gee," she said. "I guess that explains why I can't find my hearing aid!"