An old farmer had a large pond in the back of his property, surrounded by apple and peach trees. One evening, he grabbed a bucket and headed down to the pond to pick some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. He came closer and saw that it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping. As he approached, they became aware of his presence and all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked."
"Then why did you come down here?" one of them asked.
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."